Monday, May 30, 2016

Riddick's Interview Before World Crown 2016 - Night Ten

Riddick's rage rolls on! Regardless of the status of the IWC. He rolls through to the finals of the IJPW World Crown Tournament as he headlines the Toyko Dome like so many times in the past. A pre match interview with the finalist and much much more.

WARNING SICK VIOLENCE, HARSH OPINIONS AND LANGUAGE IN THIS PROMO

The camera zooms in on Riddick. For the first time in a long time Riddick feels vindicted in his return. He is standing in front of the Tokyo Dome. His bald head shining, his goatee freshly groomed for wanton violence and a smug demeanor about himself as he walks slowly towards the entrance.

It's been a long, arduous journey for Riddick to get to where he is on Night Ten of the World Crown tournament. He gets one match where the winner is the Number One Contender for the IJPW World Wrestling Championship. Regardless of that outcome. Riddick is firmly entrenched in the World Championship picture in IJPW.

This new found success hasn't come overnight. Over the greater part of a year Riddick has toiled in mild obsecurity in the IWC. Riddick originally came to the IWC to take on its resident brain washer and wannabe goth Cindy Todd. A woman he almost murdered in the days of the SWA. Riddick's eyes gleam when he thinks about the Carnal Neckvice he put on her back then. He almost has to wipe a bit of drool from his lips every time he thinks about putting it on her again. Nevertheless, the IWC didn't find a feud right off the bat between Todd and Riddick to be profitable. Not with Riddick having been gone for so long. So Riddick got stuck in the mid card. Facing wrestlers without even half of his credentials and LOSING to them. Even when Riddick himself felt he outperformed them. They'd always get the win somehow, someway.

Eventually this discouraged Riddick. For the first time in his career. Riddick thought that this business might be past him. Long gone are the days of appreciation for wanton violence. Long gone are the days where insulting and going at your opponents for no reason at all are acceptable. Nowadays, there must be a story. There must be a good reason for the violence. There must be a good story behind the man. There must be a good balance between the evil that goes on inside the mind of a man. And a deeply hidden good side to their nature.

These things have never, ever been Riddick. Riddick has his reasons. Reasons he'd rather not talk about for he is a man. He has his reasons for almost murdering Cindy Todd. He has his reasons for randomly attacking people. Reasons that are too real to a small segment of the population. Reasons that are too real for many victims. He has never wanted to talk about any of this. Until now.

Riddick saunters through the entrance of the Tokyo Dome. His mind in a very clear place for the first time in years. Win lose or draw. He's the main event once again. He is home, in Japan. In a match against John Scroggs where the winner gets a shot at a big gold belt. Not in IWC. But where Riddick has made his living for well over a decade. His muscles bulge a big through the plain black t-shirt that he's wearing. His blood red jeans match his needs for a liquid of the same color tonight. This is not why Riddick is here now however. Riddick is here for an interview. A sit down with a man who has called over 90 percent of Riddick's career. A pre match interview with Taka Shimura. Riddick spots Taka and a sickening grin covers his face as he walks to the set. Riddick sits down and they nod their heads at each other. The camera fades in as the interview commences.


Taka Shimura: Greetings IJPW wrestling fans and fans all around the world as this will also be aired in the United States due to Riddick's contactual obligations with the IWC. I'm Taka Shimura. Tonight is the night. Night 10 of the World Crown IJPW tournament. We have reached the finals here at the Tokyo Dome. Tonight for a shot at the World Wrestling Championship we have John Scroggs taking on the man to my right. He's a legend here in Japan and all over the world. He's put more men in hospital than AIDS. He is Riddick. Welcome to the set Riddick.

Riddick nods his appreciation at Taka and grins a toothy grin before speaking.

Riddick: It's great to fucking be here Taka.

Taka Shimura: Let's get down to business. Many people, myself included. Did not pick you to get this far in the tournament. Whether it's due to your losing streak in the IWC or the fact you're facing your late 30's with a body that's been through pure hell. However this tournament has seen your resurgence. Please tell us Riddick. Do you have anything to say about your opponents thus far and making it to the finals? How do you feel physically?

Riddick's face contorts in disgust like he's been insulted. He answers.

Riddick: I feel fan fucking tastic Taka. Looking at me I can see where you might think differently. I have many scars all over my body. I have seen many wars, hurt many people, been almost fucking killed in the ring. However what you forget is that I took years off. What I did during that time was enjoy a brief retirement from facing opponents who could actually fight back. I could tell you what I did during that time but I'd have to fucking kill you.

You can almost see how visibly this worries Taka as his eyes widen and he takes a deep breath. Riddick continues.

Riddick: Let's just say Taka nothing I've done in the last fourteen years has been pretty. You want me to discuss my last opponents in this tournament? Fine, I will. Let's start with the first three. Danjuro Komatsuzaki, Florenza Peretz and Miyazaki Bokkai. Who the flying fuck are these people? Were they just picked from the stands to enter this tournament?

Taka interrupts Riddick.

Taka Shimura: They happen to be very talented...

Riddick interrupts Taka loudly.

Riddick: Very talented Japanese porn stars? Japanese sushi vendors? Come on Taka. Yo Kurasawa would've stood a better chance against me. And he's been in Japanese porn Taka! Granted he ended up on efukt.com in the premature ejaculation section saying "too late bitch" as he spurted all over some chicks hand. But still. He'd have stood a better chance than my first three opponents.

Taka Shimura: Well I highly doubt that. Did you say efukt.com?

Riddick: I sure did. Do you want the link?

Taka Shimura: No I think I'll pass on that. Now what about Ricky Doyle and Dave Manton. They're both pretty tough customers! Dave Manton broke two necks on his way to the semi finals. And Ricky Doyle is one half of the tag team champions. What about them?

Riddick: What about them Taka? Ricky Doyle is a fucking charity case like his brother. My boys in the Ultraviolence Union can take care of him and his brother. Ronnie would've gotten a shot at the World Champion Kat-shit-hika

Taka Shimure: That's Katsushika, Riddick. Katsushika

Riddick: Don't ever fucking interrupt me again. You see Kat-shit-hika would've given him a title shot regardless of whether he earned it or not. Just because he knocked Mr. Cat Shit the fuck out. So the Champ has a glass jaw? Who gives a fuck? Ronnie's not getting that shot. John Scroggs is not getting that shot. I am. And if somehow some miracle happens that Scroggs beats me. That puts me next in line for a match for the World Championship against the winner of Mr. Cat Shit and Scroggs doesn't it?

Taka Shimura: Well an argument can surely be made for that statement. That's for sure.

Riddick: You damn right Taka. The only one of my opponents I have a half assed respect for was Dave Manton. Only because he broke two fucking necks. But he didn't break my neck, now did he? Back to the end of the line bitch! Now anymore brilliant fucking questions Taka?

Taka Shimura: Yeah I do. I came prepared man. Now you've been winning here in IJPW. You're 5-1 and with a potential shot at the World Wrestling Championship on the line tonight. Why didn't that success you're having here translate overseas in the IWC?

Riddick: That's easy man. Plain old politics and heeding to a strict guideline of what's expected of you. You see, I don't suck anyone's dick in the wrestling business. If you watched my shoot promo back in December of 2007 against everyone in the SWA. You'd have known that. It was also one of the greatest single promos of all time. Dare I say it revolutionized and helped start the downfall of the SWA. Am I proud of that? A little bit, yes. Sadly I've seen some of the same things in the IWC.

Taka's eyes widen as if he's about to hear some shit.

Taka Shimura Like what? Please explain.

Riddick: Favortism Taka. Wrestlers sucking each other off backstage so that they can get ahead. Now I'll admit. I wasn't at the top of my game when I first arrived. But come on man. Anyone with a working pair of eyes could fucking see. Hell even a blind man who could read using only braille could fucking see that I outperformed Gavin Taylor at our pay per view match. And somehow I was supposed to lay down for him. Apparently I didn't have enough "character development" was what I was told. And while his promo against me was boring, bland, and rehashed the same thing over and over again, that I was washed up. It was somehow still better than mine. No offense to Gavin he's a hell of an athlete. But a spokesman he is not.

After that Taka. I just got discouraged. I tried using my past bullshit, why I am the way I am. And I just lost, and lost, and lost some more. Who really wants to know why I am the way I am? Who wants to fucking hear that I got abused as a child. Got neglected and left in stores? Who wants to fucking know that when I was 8 another 8 year old little boy touched my no-no square. With his mouth! Who wants to know that I was beaten down by a gang of people in the street of Muskegon because I was a white kid in a neighborhood where I was the fucking minority? Who wants to know that shit? Did you want to know?

Taka Shimura: Jesus Riddick, I could've gone my whole life.. I'm sorry.

Taka looks very worried right now. Riddick's in rare form. Taka eyes furrow as Riddick continues.

Riddick: Maybe I should explain why no one has seen Elizabeth. You'd know her as Lady Despair. If you want to get into my recent past. People ask me where she is. People diddle themselves wondering what the fuck happened to her. You want to know Taka? Does the whole world want to know? Maybe Cindy Todd would like to know also. Maybe she rubs herself off at night, numerous fucking times while wondering. Well wonder no more. She's dead Taka, fucking dead! All those years of taking shots to the head, all the concussions, all the wear and tear on her body to be the best fucking woman this business has ever seen. It all caught up to her. She had a stroke, yes a woman in her early 30's had a fucking stroke in her sleep and she fucking died Taka.

Now you tell me how that shit is important to the IWC? You tell me I didn't have character direction? You tell me, after all that's happened to me in my life. That I have no character? Shit, the guys running things backstage couldn't even get my storylines right man. I was in bed with the NYPD for months and months on end. Did you even fucking see them one time on televsion? Even so much as a cop car? What were fans supposed to think? That they were out stuffing their fat faces with fucking pastries while I was getting beat in the ring? I played it off as best as I could. But let's face facts Taka, Uprising sucked a dick!

I'm in a much better place now. I'm on RIOT. My first appearance as a member of the RIOT roster. Cindy Todd and I damn near killed each other. That was a fucking moment. In one night RIOT outshined anything I've done in the previous six months combined. And with the Ultraviolence Union. Anything is possible. We're all together now. We have a man who flings his own fucking shit at people Taka! His name is Teiji Shintaro! We have the most violent rookie in the business since I arrived in Ricky Holt. And you got me. Now when the IWC opens back up. Expect a lot more out of me and expect a lot more out of us.

And Cindy Todd, don't think that I forgot about you. When things are back to normal. We are going to war. We will bleed buckets. We will cry, we will feel pain. And we will pay the ultimate fucking price for our hatred. You can say I'm done, I'm washed up. I'm not the same man. Blah blah fucking blah. You can use the same old tired ass rhetoric everyone else has used. But remember the steel wrapped around your neck. Remember the blood dripping from your mouth as you uttered out gutteral scream after gutteral scream. Remember everything about that night. And times it by fucking ten. Because that's what is in store for you. By the time I'm done. I'm going to pluck those black eyes out of your marble looking whore face of yours and I will skullfuck you.

Taka is sitting there with a stunned look on his face. That doesn't stop him from interrupting one more time.

Taka Shimura: Cindy Todd Riddick? Well I wish you luck with that and wish you luck tonight. We are about out of time here though. I'm sorry to cut you...

Riddick yells at Taka violently.

Riddick: OFF TAKA! YOU CUT ME THE FUCK OFF! Did I not tell you to never do that again??

Taka is shown swallowing a scared gulp. This is the Riddick of old. Taka suddenly realizes this. And he draws the conclusion that he's realized this a little too late. Here's a man he should not have bet against. Riddick continues.

Riddick: And you're wishing me luck? Wishing me luck? Two words Taka. FUCK LUCK! You don't wish me luck. A matter of fact didn't I see you on your stupid little wrap up show saying that all of Scroggs opponents he defeated were better than me? Didn't I fucking hear that come from your pursed little lips. ANSWER ME!!

Taka is shaking now. But he mutters out something.

Taka Shimura: No Riddick. I didn't mean that. I'm sorry. I meant his opponents he faced were better than the opponents you faced. Once again I'm sorry. I'm sorry!!!

Riddick: I'm not religious you pompous bitch. I don't believe in fucking forgiveness! Time for your fucking last rites Taka! You should have picked me to win and kept your fucking trap shut! NOW BLEED!

Taka's face contorts to sheer horror as Riddick stands up and grabs the back of Taka's head and drives it THROUGH THE GLASS DESK THAT THEY'RE SITTING AT! Taka is busted wide open and bleeding from his forehead. Riddick picks up Taka and carries him into the empty arena and the empty ring from the set. He rolls Taka into the ring and stands him up. He hooks his head and neck and delivers RIDDICKS RAGE ON TAKA SHIMURA! Taka is out cold, twitching and bleeding. Riddick looks around and sees no one there. No one to help Taka. No one announcing the horrific violence that's taking place right now. Riddick rolls under the ropes and looks under the ring and pulls out a SPOOL OF BARBED WIRE!

Riddick looks at Taka with that old gleam in his eye and that old sneer on his face as he pulls Taka up on final time and wraps the barbed wire around his neck and runs at the ropes and
FLINGS TAKA OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH THE BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS NECK WITH THE CARNAL NECKVICE!! THE SAME MOVE HE USED ON CINDY TODD IS NOW BEING USED ON TAKA SHIMURA!! Blood pours from Taka's neck as he coughs and gags on his own blood. Riddick wrenches back harder until the barbed wire breaks. Blood spills out of Taka's neck as he slumps to the floor outside. Riddick is covered in Taka's blood. He wipes his hand across his chest then emits almost a growling like sound before licking blood from his hands. Riddick grabs the camera and bellows into it.

Riddick: IF I CAN DO THIS TO A MAN WHO HAS CALLED OVER 90 PERCENT OF MY FUCKING CAREER! IMAGINE WHAT I CAN DO TO YOU JOHN SCROGGS. IMAGINE WHAT I CAN FUCKING DO TO YOU STILL CINDY TODD AND IMAGINE WHAT I CAN FUCKING DO TO ANYONE, ANYONE WHO CROSSES MY PATH! I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT FUCKING WALK OF LIFE YOU'RE FROM! NO ONE IS SAFE. I'M FUCKING BACK!

Riddick then looks into the camera. Calming himself down almost immediately. His mood violently swinging so bad that it's scary. He calmly looks into the camera and half whispers in a throaty, deep voice.

Riddick: And your blood is my vice!! You've been warned!

Riddick drops the cameraman with a shot to the head and the camera goes to static from in the ring. Meanwhile, emergency crew on hand is tending to Taka. Frantically trying to save his life. We cut from this sad, sad scene.

*** SCENE ENDS ***