Monday, November 28, 2016

IJPW Iron Road: Sendai

[The show starts with an overhead shot of the arena. We see fans are still filing in and getting to their seats. The scene cuts to legendary commentator Yo Kurasawa and Eric O'Flaherty at ringside.]

KURASAWA: Welcome to live English language commentary for IJPW Iron Road: Sendai! We're at the Sendai Sun Plaza! I'm Yo Kurasawa. Joining me at ringside is Pro Wrestling's Rogue Manager and founder of the Ultraviolence Union, Eric O'Flaherty. Tonight's main event will see the IJPW World Wrestling Championship on the line when Curt Fleischer defends against John Scroggs! Fleischer defeated Scroggs in the Death Crown Tournament and leaped over him for World title contention. This has upset Scroggs, who is a World Crown runner-up. He defeated the World Champion at the time in that tournament, then lost in a Triple Threat Match for the World title because Ronnie Doyle knocked out Nobuyoki Katsushika! Scroggs attacked Fleischer after he defended the title against Katsushika in Osaka, and now he finally gets his one-on-one match for the World title!

O'FLAHERTY: I'm gonna go with Fleischer. Both of them are big and mean, but Fleischer is bigger and meaner. Both of them cut their teeth in barrooms, but Fleischer isn't just a barroom brawler. He can make people submit! He has more to his game. I'm calling it. Fleischer will successfully defend the strap!

KURASAWA: He has to if he wants to go to Budokan with the belt. He's booked in a multi-person tag team match and an Iron Road qualifier in the next two shows. If he loses tonight, he won't be able to get a rematch for the belt until March at the earliest! Also, the IJPW Television Championship will be defended in a big grudge match! Vera Vicious accepted the challenge from Sakura Shizuka, who's one-half of the IJPW World Tag Team Champions and Team Crown holders. Shizuka has been on the winning side in the Team Crown Final. Then, as World Tag Team Champions, Noble Power actually picked Vera Vicious and Ashley Thorne to defend against at Death Crown. There's been bad blood before Vera was brainwashed by Naraku no Soko. She was part of the many who accused Shizuka of sleeping with Katsushika just to get to the top and have herself a formidable partner!

The other members of Naraku no Soko will take on two of your Union guys, who are teaming with Trista Capra!

O'FLAHERTY: Riddick and Teiji “The Terror” Shintaro will team with “The Original Deathmatch Queen” Trista Capra. I'm more than okay with this.

KURASAWA: Capra's in a battle with Naraku no Soko after they turned Ashley Thorne against her. We'll see how well she does when she teams with two members of the Ultraviolence Union tonight. Ricky Holt will represent the Ultraviolence Union when he takes on Sun Demon in Iron Road qualifying action. Also in the qualifiers, we will see Nori Imoo vs. Lorie Koenig, and Markie Bristow vs. Stan Ward. But the highest profile qualifier is El Loco vs. “The Queen” Mercy Monroe. El Loco is a 17-time SWA Cruiserweight Champion, but his 2016 has been a year to forget. He can turn it all around and give himself new life by beating Monroe. With all that said, let's get tonight's action underway!

Iron Road Qualifying Match
Nori Imoo vs. Lorie Koenig 


Eight-Person Tag Team Match
AKIO, Isamu Shinagami, Hirano Denbe, and Astro Honami vs. Lainey Boyle, Takamuku Arai, HATOYAMA, and Nayoko Kon


Iron Road Qualifying Match
Ricky Holt vs. Sun Demon



Iron Road Qualifying Match
Markie Bristow vs. Stan Ward



Six-Person Tag Team Match
Ultraviolence Union (Riddick and Teiji Shintaro) and Trista Capra vs. Naraku no Soko (KANNON, Akuma Usami, and Ashley Thorne)



IJPW Television Championship
Sakura Shizuka vs. (c) Vera Vicious



Iron Road Qualifying Match
Mercy Monroe vs. El Loco



IJPW World Wrestling Championship
John Scroggs vs. (c) Curt Fleischer







POST-MATCH HIGHLIGHTS

[Scroggs is celebrating in the ring with the IJPW World Wrestling Championship in the air. We then hear a mixed reaction when Riddick comes out with a microphone in hand and the IJPW World Crown belt over his shoulder. He climbs into the ring and steps right up to Scroggs, who is handed a microphone.]

RIDDICK: Congratulations on winning the World title. I know you're a worthy champion because you beat the hell out of me in the World Crown Final, but as you probably remember...
[Riddick raises the World Crown belt in the air.]
I won, and I got to carry this fucking thing around for at least a year. I lost to Cat Shit a month later in my World title opportunity, but ya know what? I fucking pinned him not too long ago. I would've left Nagoya as a World Tag Team Champion if my partner didn't shit out on me again... That mother fucker! But ya know what? I've been on it in IJPW recently, and I'm glad you won the World title, John... because I fucking beat you once. I can beat you again. As far as I'm concerned, I deserve a shot at the World title! December 23rd, John... You and me at the Yokohama Arena! I know how much it pisses you off that you couldn't beat me in the World Crown Final!

SCROGGS: Ya know... I could say no and ask ya what the fuck you think you did to get a World title shot. I couldn't give a fuck about what you did in a tag team match. But you're right. It pisses me off that I couldn't beat you in the World Crown Final. It pisses me off that I couldn't beat you in a Tokyo Dome main event. You wanna know what else pisses me off? They call you the most revered gaijin. That's all I hear about. They put your name above mine without question.

RIDDICK: And for good reason. I walked through hell to get that recognition.

SCROGGS: So have I! So ya know what? December 23rd at the Yokohama Arena? You're on! I'll beat my fucking win back and I'll start my reign of terror in IJPW, because this fucking belt isn't going anywhere!

Monday, November 14, 2016

IJPW Iron Road: Nagoya

[The show starts with an overhead shot of the arena. We see fans are still filing in and getting to their seats. The scene cuts to legendary commentator Yo Kurasawa and Eric O'Flaherty at ringside.]

KURASAWA: Welcome to live English language commentary for IJPW Iron Road: Nagoya! I'm Yo Kurasawa. Joining me is Pro Wrestling's Rogue Manager and founder of the Ultravioelence Union, Eric O'Flaherty. We're live from the Aichi Prefectural Gymnasium, where we will see the IJPW World Tag Team Championship defended in the main event. Riddick pinned Nobuyoki Katsushika in a multi-person tag team match a few weeks ago in Hiroshima. Him and Jun Hageshii attacked Katsushika after he failed to beat Curt Fleischer for the World title in Osaka. Noble Power, the Team Crown holders, will defend the World Tag Team titles against the Ultraviolence Union members in tonight's main event!

O'FLAHERTY: The belts are coming back to the Union!

KURASAWA: Also, the IJPW Television Championship is on the line when Vera Vicious defends against Isamu Shinagami in a rematch. Shinagami win the TV title so he could draw Naraku no Soko into a war, but now they have the belt. Can Shinagami win the belt back, or will Vera cast him aside and push Naraku no Soko onward?

Of course, we have Iron Road qualifying action. Two IJPW Dojo students will get big opportunities tonight. Atsumori Nakadai takes on joshi star Satomi Asano, while Masuko Matashichi takes on “The Centerfold” Mallory Northway. We'll see two hardcore icons fight when “The Original Deathmatch Queen” Trista Capra takes on “The Hardcore Lumberjack” Paul Cannon, and Akuma Usami will fly the Naraku no Soko flag against a former World Champion and World Tag Team Champion – the Belfast brawler, Ronnie Doyle.

In eight-person action, we will see: Nate Narwin, Teiji Shintaro, KANNON, and Fabulous Adrian Bagglio vs. Raul La Escopeta, Suda Tsukasa, Ricky Doyle, and Miyazaki Bokkai. Narwin defeated Escopeta to qualify for the Iron Road matches. Teiji Shintaro and Suda Tsukasa have run into each other after Tsukasa advanced over Teiji The Terror. Bokkai isn't any friend to KANNON or the rest of Naraku no Soko, and Ricky Doyle is looking for a fight tonight.

The other eight-person match will preview the Iron Road matches on the 28th in Sendai. Mercy Monroe, Ricky Holt, Stan Ward, and Lorie Koenig vs. El Loco, Markie Bristow, Sun Demon, and Nori Imoo. Holt and Loco continue their feud after Holt got a win over him at Violent Conduct!

O'FLAHERTY: That pesky fucker El Loco just won't go away.

KURASAWA: Now let's get this show underway...

Iron Road Qualifying Match
Atsumori Nakadai vs. Satomi Asano


Iron Road Qualifying Match
Mallory Northway vs. Masuko Matashichi


Iron Road Qualifying Match
Trista Capra vs. Paul Cannon


Eight-Person Tag Team Match
Nate Narwin, Teiji Shintaro, KANNON, and Fabulous Adrian Bagglio vs. Raul La Escopeta, Suda Tsukasa, Ricky Doyle, and Miyazaki Bokkai


IJPW Television Championship
 Isamu Shinagami vs. (c) Vera Vicious


Eight-Person Tag Team Match
Mercy Monroe, Ricky Holt, Stan Ward, and Lorie Koenig vs. El Loco, Markie Bristow, Sun Demon, and Nori Imoo


Iron Road Qualifying Match
Akuma Usami vs. Ronnie Doyle


*** MAIN EVENT ***
IJPW World Tag Team Championship
Ultraviolence Union (Riddick and Jun Hageshii) vs. (c) Noble Power (Nobuyoki Katsushika and Sakura Shizuka)






POST-MATCH

 [The power couple of Katsushika and Shizuka are celebrating in the ring with their World Tag Team title belts and Team Crown belts. At ringside, Jun is leaning up against the apron when Riddick bounces his head off it! Riddick throws him into the guardrail and lays into him with some boots to the head before choking him! The dojo students swarm Riddick and pull him away.]

KURASAWA: Riddick attacking Jun once again after a match!

O'FLAHERTY: Jun's gotta quit fucking letting us down! I'm getting sick of defending him to Riddick!
[Back in the ring, Sakura Shizuka has a microphone.]

SHIZUKA: [In Japanese.] Thank for coming out tonight and cheering for us! Nobu and I greatly appreciate it! We love defending the World Tag Team titles. We plan on keeping these belts for a long time and holding them along with the Team Crown belts. But I have my sights set on singles gold... I saw my enemy, Vera Vicious, defending the Television title in a rematch tonight. Some might be afraid to take on a member of Naraku no Soko, but not me! I have fought you before, Vera! I have been on the winning side, and now I want to fight you again! You and me for the Television title in Sendai! Let's do it!

ENDING

KURASAWA: That does it for us here in Nagoya. Join us on November 28th at the Sendai Gymnasium, where Curt Fleischer will defend the IJPW World Wrestling Championship against John Scroggs! In Iron Road qualifiers; we will see Mercy Monroe vs. El Loco, Ricky Holt vs. Sun Demon, Markie Bristow vs. Stan Ward, and Nori Imoo vs. Lorie Koenig. Also, we'll see a huge rivalry match! Sakura Shizuka has challenged Vera Vicious to a match for the IJPW Television Championship, and we just got word that Vera has accepted! That's going to be a big show in Sendai. For Eric O'Flaherty, I'm Yo Kurasawa. Good night from Nagoya!

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

IJPW Iron Road: Osaka

[The show starts with an overhead shot of the arena. We see fans are still filing in and getting to their seats. The scene cuts to legendary commentator Yo Kurasawa and Eric O'Flaherty at ringside.]

KURASAWA: Welcome to live English language commentary for IJPW Iron Road: Osaka! I'm Yo Kurasawa. Joining me is Pro Wrestling's Rogue Manager and founder of the Ultraviolence Union, Eric O'Flaherty. We're coming to you from the Edion Arena, we we will see both the IJPW World Wrestling Championship and Television Championship defended in what promises to be two heated encounters!

O'FLAHERTY: We were in Fukuyama last night for the Fire Pro “Trick or Beat” Halloween collaboration. Those champions were on opposite sides of the ring in the six-person main event, where Curt Fleischer got a win for his side by making Trista Capra tap out. He wants to finally score a win against the native hero, Nobuyoki Katsushika, who already carries the World Tag Team title and Team Crown belts. I think Fleischer does it tonight. The raging St. Paul man is going to slay the gentle giant of Japan!

KURASAWA: That match also saw the war between TV Champion Isamu Shinagami and Naraku no Soko continue. Shinagami defends his title tonight against Vera Vicious, who hopes to be the first member of Naraku no Soko to bring in some championship gold! Also on the card; the Ultraviolence Union takes on John Scroggs, Suda Tsukasa, Sakura Shizuka, and Jackie Walters! Scroggs qualified for the Iron Road matches back in Hiroshima, and now he gets a chance to get his hands on Riddick tonight. Riddick beat him in the World Crown Final. Teiji “The Terror” Shintaro wants to get his hands on Suda Tsukasa, who beat him in Iron Road qualifying. Shizuka, one-half of the World Tag Team Champions, has beef with Holt and Shintaro – who failed to win back the straps against Noble Power in Matsuyama. Meanwhile, Jun Hageshii wants to get payback on Jackie Walters – who humiliatingly knocked him out in a quick match to qualify for the Iron Road matches!

O'FLAHERTY: Jun is so much better than that. Riddick is putting a lot of pressure on the young man, and I think Jun can succeed. Imagine if he gets someone like Scroggs to tap out? Everyone would change their tune very quickly.

KURASAWA: In a preview for the Iron Road qualifiers in Nagoya on November 12th, we will see an eight-person tag team match: Mallory “The Centerfold” Northway, Belfast brawler Ronnie Doyle, “The Original Deathmatch Queen” Trista Capra, and IJPW Dojo student Atsumori Nakadai vs. Naraku no Soko member Akuma Usami, “The Hardcore Lumberjack” Paul Cannon, Satomi Asano, and IJPW Dojo student Masuko Matashichi.

O'FLAHERTY: Ronnie Doyle is coming off a disappointing run with the World title. I can see him knocking someone out to make a statement. He knocked out Paul Cannon in the Death Crown Tournament.

KURASAWA: Of course, there's the Iron Road qualifying matches. Nate Narwin pinned Fujimaro Odaka in an eight-person tag match in Hiroshima. Tonight, Narwin continues his road to recovery from drugs and alcohol as he takes on Raul La Escopeta – a man who was trained by Narwin's former tag team partner, El Loco. We all know how Narwin led Loco down a path of drugs and alcohol and derailed the career of the 17-time SWA Cruiserweight Champion. Loco pulled himself out of that. Now Narwin faces one of Loco's former students during his own recovery. Also, KANNON takes on Australia's Miss Lizzy in his first singles match since losing to a man he brainwashed into Naraku no Soko in the Death Crown Tournament. He still hasn't commented on that other than saying the plan is to bring the World title to Naraku no Soko.

O'FLAHERTY: Fleischer beat Akuma Usami in Death Crown, unlike KANNON. Fleischer then won the whole thing, and he's the World Champion right now. I can see Fleischer holding the strap for a long time. I think KANNON beats Miss Lizzy tonight, but the guy can't even be fucked to put Isamu Shinagami away himself. He wants go for the World title? Ha! Naraku no Soko is a good group, but Fleischer doesn't need to dress in black and wear a mask to scare people.

KURASAWA: Fujimaro Odaka takes on former TV Champion Albert Dixon. Dixon, the notoriously racist ex-cop and former college football offensive lineman from Arkansas, says he's leaving Japan after tonight's match – regardless of the result. He'll only come back for the Iron Road shows at Budokan Hall if he qualifies tonight. The man hates Japan and he's said some vile shit. But we start tonight with Kayoko Komon vs. Masaru Maeda in qualifying action. Komon pinned the IJPW Dojo student last night in a six-person tag team match during the dark match portion of our Halloween show last night. Maeda is quickly gaining a reputation as a bad apple and a nasty man. Will he take that out on Komon tonight? We'll find out!

Iron Road Qualifying Match
Kayoko Komon vs. Masaru Maeda


Iron Road Qualifying Match
Albert Dixon vs. Fujimaro Odaka


Iron Road Qualifying Match
Miss Lizzy vs. KANNON


Eight-Person Tag Team Match
Mallory Northway, Ronnie Doyle, Trista Capra, and Atsumori Nakadai vs. Akuma Usami, Paul Cannon, Satomi Asano, and Masuko Matashichi


*** INTERMISSION ***

[The show cuts to a quick commercial for the remaining New Wave Tour dates. Clips of violent and crazy DTW action are shown between the tour dates as “Frustration” by Crime plays...]

DTW DeathTube – New Wave Tour
November 7, 2016
Hiroshima Sun Plaza
Hiroshima, Japan

[We see Kalinda Kiegsdottir executing the Global Extinction Event on Psychnuts, and other footage of The Big Blue Beast dominating the old woman in her not-so-distant crazier days. ]

DTW DeathTube – New Wave Tour
November 21, 2016
Sendai Gymnasium
Sendai, Japan

[Cut to Riddick booting Ricky Valero in the face with his steel-toed boots and driving him face-first into a bundle of light tubes with The End (Full Nelson Facebuster).]

DTW DeathTube – New Wave Tour
December 5, 2016
Food Market
Isehara, Japan

[Cut to Claudia Kajara having her way with Psycho Stalker and then nailing him with a Phoenix Splash.]

DTW DeathTube – New Wave Tour
December 19, 2016
Saitama Super Arena
Saitama, Japan

[Cut to Teiji Shintaro attacking Jim Luzzatto and Dirty Wizard during their match, shitting everywhere, and planting referee Akinori Watanabe on his head with the Kutabare (Dangerous DDT).]

DTW Deathmatch Demolition
January 16, 2017
Todoroki Athletics Stadium
Kawasaki, Japan


IJPW Television Championship
Vera Vicious vs. (c) Isamu Shinagami







POST-MATCH

[Vera Vicious celebrates with her newly-won Television Championship belt. KANNON, Akuma Usami, and Ashley Thorne walk out and get in the ring. All four of them are stomping down on Isamu Shinagami!]

KURASAWA: This is the war Shinagami wanted! He won the TV title to draw Naraku no Soko into battle! Now Vera took his title and they're beating him down! Thorne has him up now for THAT SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!

[The dojo students jump into the ring but Naraku no Soko just punches and kicks them right back out. KANNON scoops Shinagami off the canvas, throws him over his shoulder, then slams him with the Emerald Flowsion!]

KURASAWA: Naraku no Soko have made a statement! They haven't just taken the title from Shinagami! They've beaten him down! But look! Finally we get some help! Trista Capra and Miyazaki Bokkai are in there! Look! It's Sakura Shizuka too!

O'FLAHERTY: Shizuka still has a match against the Ultraviolence Union tonight! This might not be the best idea!

KURASAWA: Hell has broken lose! Security and referees have hit the ring now! Shinagami is not alone in this war against Naraku no Soko!

Iron Road Qualifying Match
Nate Narwin vs. Raul La Escopeta


Eight-Person Tag Team Match
Ultraviolence Union (Riddick, Ricky Holt, Teiji Shintaro, and Jun Hageshii) vs. John Scroggs, Suda Tsukasa, Sakura Shizuka, and Jackie Walters


*** MAIN EVENT ***
IJPW World Wrestling Championship
 Nobuyoki Katsushika vs. (c) Curt Fleischer





POST-MATCH

[Fleischer is still in the ring, flexing and showing off both the World title and Death Crown belts. Katsushika is going back to the dressing room when Riddick and Jun Hageshii emerge from the other entryway with bats wrapped in barbed wire! They run around the ring and Katsushika can hear the fans and their mixed reaction, but it's too late when he turns around!]

KURASAWA: Riddick and Jun are assaulting Katsushika! Did you guys plan this, Eric?

O'FLAHERTY: I suggested it...

KURASAWA: Damn it, Eric!

O'FLAHERTY: Riddick pinned Katsushika in that multi-person tag match in Hiroshima! Then Katsushika came out later and demanded a shot at the fucking World title! What the fuck is that? What about Riddick?! This is our way of saying that him and Shizuka should put their World Tag Team Championship on the line against Riddick and Hageshii!

KURASAWA: Here comes Shizuka right now! She has Tsukasa with her and they both have chairs! Here comes Holt and TEIJI SHINTARO! OH FUCK! IT'S ALWAYS A SERIOUS SITUATION WHEN SHINTARO IS OUT! NOW LOOK AT THIS! IT'S THE DOYLE BROTHERS! THEY'RE HELPING NOBLE POWER AND TSUKASA! WE HAVE AN OSAKA STREET FIGHT ALL OVER RINGSIDE! FLEISCHER IS GETTING IN ON THE ACTION! HE'S HITTING EVERYONE IN SIGHT!

O'FLAHERTY: Look at who else is joining the mayhem! John Scroggs!

KURASAWA: Scroggs is going after Fleischer at ringside! Teiji is fighting through the crowd with Tsukasa! Riddick and Hageshii are brawling with the World Tag Team Champions in the entryway! Ricky and Ronnie Doyle are stomping down on Holt at ringside! This is chaos! We have referees, security, and dojo students desperately trying to break all of this up!

O'FLAHERTY: This is all going to fester before the Nagoya show on the 12th, Yo!

KURASAWA: That does it for us here tonight. Some people will have to work overtime in cleaning all this up, but we're done. For Eric O'Flaherty, I'm Yo Kurasawa. Good night from Osaka!

[The show fades out and is followed by a rerun of the 10/17 of Death Trip Wrestling's DeathTube– The New Wave Tour...]