[The show starts with an
overhead shot of the arena. We see fans are still filing in and
getting to their seats. The scene cuts to legendary commentator Yo
Kurasawa and Eric O'Flaherty at ringside.]
KURASAWA:
Welcome to live English
language commentary for IJPW Iron Road: Osaka! I'm Yo Kurasawa.
Joining me is Pro Wrestling's Rogue Manager and founder of the
Ultraviolence Union, Eric O'Flaherty. We're coming to you from the
Edion Arena, we we will see both the IJPW World Wrestling
Championship and Television Championship defended in what promises to
be two heated encounters!
O'FLAHERTY:
We were in Fukuyama last night
for the Fire Pro “Trick or Beat” Halloween collaboration. Those
champions were on opposite sides of the ring in the six-person main
event, where Curt Fleischer got a win for his side by making Trista
Capra tap out. He wants to finally score a win against the native
hero, Nobuyoki Katsushika, who already carries the World Tag Team
title and Team Crown belts. I think Fleischer does it tonight. The
raging St. Paul man is going to slay the gentle giant of Japan!
KURASAWA:
That match also saw the war
between TV Champion Isamu Shinagami and Naraku no Soko continue.
Shinagami defends his title tonight against Vera Vicious, who hopes
to be the first member of Naraku no Soko to bring in some
championship gold! Also on the card; the Ultraviolence Union takes on
John
Scroggs, Suda Tsukasa, Sakura Shizuka, and Jackie Walters! Scroggs
qualified for the Iron Road matches back in Hiroshima, and now he
gets a chance to get his hands on Riddick tonight. Riddick beat him
in the World Crown Final. Teiji “The Terror” Shintaro wants to
get his hands on Suda Tsukasa, who beat him in Iron Road qualifying.
Shizuka, one-half of the World Tag Team Champions, has beef with Holt
and Shintaro – who failed to win back the straps against Noble
Power in Matsuyama. Meanwhile, Jun Hageshii wants to get payback on
Jackie Walters – who humiliatingly knocked him out in a quick match
to qualify for the Iron Road matches!
O'FLAHERTY:
Jun
is so much better than that. Riddick is putting a lot of pressure on
the young man, and I think Jun can succeed. Imagine if he gets
someone like Scroggs to tap out? Everyone would change their tune
very quickly.
KURASAWA:
In
a preview for the Iron Road qualifiers in Nagoya on November 12th, we
will see an eight-person tag team match: Mallory “The Centerfold”
Northway, Belfast brawler Ronnie Doyle, “The Original Deathmatch
Queen” Trista Capra, and IJPW Dojo student Atsumori Nakadai vs.
Naraku no Soko member Akuma Usami, “The Hardcore Lumberjack” Paul
Cannon, Satomi Asano, and IJPW Dojo student Masuko Matashichi.
O'FLAHERTY:
Ronnie
Doyle is coming off a disappointing run with the World title. I can
see him knocking someone out to make a statement. He knocked out Paul
Cannon in the Death Crown Tournament.
KURASAWA:
Of
course, there's the Iron Road qualifying matches. Nate Narwin pinned
Fujimaro Odaka in an eight-person tag match in Hiroshima. Tonight,
Narwin continues his road to recovery from drugs and alcohol as he
takes on Raul La Escopeta – a man who was trained by Narwin's
former tag team partner, El Loco. We all know how Narwin led Loco
down a path of drugs and alcohol and derailed the career of the
17-time SWA Cruiserweight Champion. Loco pulled himself out of that.
Now Narwin faces one of Loco's former students during his own
recovery. Also, KANNON takes on Australia's Miss Lizzy in his first
singles match since losing to a man he brainwashed into Naraku no
Soko in the Death Crown Tournament. He still hasn't commented on that
other than saying the plan is to bring the World title to Naraku no
Soko.
O'FLAHERTY:
Fleischer
beat Akuma Usami in Death Crown, unlike KANNON. Fleischer then won
the whole thing, and he's the World Champion right now. I can see
Fleischer holding the strap for a long time. I think KANNON beats
Miss Lizzy tonight, but the guy can't even be fucked to put Isamu
Shinagami away himself. He wants go for the World title? Ha! Naraku
no Soko is a good group, but Fleischer doesn't need to dress in black
and wear a mask to scare people.
KURASAWA:
Fujimaro
Odaka takes on former TV Champion Albert Dixon. Dixon, the
notoriously racist ex-cop and former college football offensive
lineman from Arkansas, says he's leaving Japan after tonight's match
– regardless of the result. He'll only come back for the Iron Road
shows at Budokan Hall if he qualifies tonight. The man hates Japan
and he's said some vile shit. But we start tonight with Kayoko Komon
vs. Masaru Maeda in qualifying action. Komon pinned the IJPW Dojo
student last night in a six-person tag team match during the dark
match portion of our Halloween show last night. Maeda is quickly
gaining a reputation as a bad apple and a nasty man. Will he take
that out on Komon tonight? We'll find out!
Iron
Road Qualifying Match
Kayoko Komon vs. Masaru
Maeda
Iron Road Qualifying
Match
Albert
Dixon vs. Fujimaro Odaka
Iron Road Qualifying
Match
Miss Lizzy vs. KANNON
Eight-Person Tag Team Match
Mallory Northway, Ronnie Doyle, Trista Capra, and
Atsumori Nakadai vs. Akuma Usami, Paul Cannon, Satomi Asano, and
Masuko Matashichi
*** INTERMISSION ***
[The show cuts to a quick commercial for
the remaining New Wave Tour dates. Clips of violent and crazy DTW
action are shown between the tour dates as “Frustration” by Crime
plays...]
DTW DeathTube – New Wave
Tour
November 7, 2016
Hiroshima Sun Plaza
Hiroshima, Japan
[We see Kalinda Kiegsdottir
executing the Global Extinction Event on Psychnuts, and other footage
of The Big Blue Beast dominating the old woman in her not-so-distant
crazier days. ]
DTW
DeathTube – New Wave Tour
November
21, 2016
Sendai
Gymnasium
Sendai,
Japan
[Cut to Riddick booting Ricky Valero
in the face with his steel-toed boots and driving him face-first into
a bundle of light tubes with The End (Full Nelson Facebuster).]
DTW DeathTube – New Wave
Tour
December 5, 2016
Food Market
Isehara, Japan
[Cut to Claudia Kajara having her
way with Psycho Stalker and then nailing him with a Phoenix Splash.]
DTW DeathTube – New Wave
Tour
December 19, 2016
Saitama Super Arena
Saitama, Japan
[Cut to Teiji Shintaro attacking Jim
Luzzatto and Dirty Wizard during their match, shitting everywhere,
and planting referee Akinori Watanabe on his head with the Kutabare
(Dangerous DDT).]
DTW Deathmatch Demolition
January 16, 2017
Todoroki Athletics Stadium
Kawasaki,
Japan
IJPW Television Championship
Vera Vicious vs. (c) Isamu Shinagami
POST-MATCH
[Vera
Vicious celebrates with her newly-won Television Championship belt.
KANNON, Akuma Usami, and Ashley Thorne walk out and get in the ring.
All four of them are stomping down on Isamu Shinagami!]
KURASAWA:
This is the war Shinagami
wanted! He won the TV title to draw Naraku no Soko into battle! Now
Vera took his title and they're beating him down! Thorne has him up
now for THAT SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!
[The
dojo students jump into the ring but Naraku no Soko just punches and
kicks them right back out. KANNON scoops Shinagami off the canvas,
throws him over his shoulder, then slams him with the Emerald
Flowsion!]
KURASAWA:
Naraku no Soko have made a
statement! They haven't just taken the title from Shinagami! They've
beaten him down! But look! Finally we get some help! Trista Capra and
Miyazaki Bokkai are in there! Look! It's Sakura Shizuka too!
O'FLAHERTY:
Shizuka still has a match
against the Ultraviolence Union tonight! This might not be the best
idea!
KURASAWA:
Hell has broken lose! Security
and referees have hit the ring now! Shinagami is not alone in this
war against Naraku no Soko!
Iron Road Qualifying
Match
Nate
Narwin vs. Raul
La Escopeta
Eight-Person Tag Team Match
Ultraviolence Union (Riddick, Ricky Holt, Teiji
Shintaro, and Jun Hageshii) vs. John Scroggs, Suda Tsukasa, Sakura
Shizuka, and Jackie Walters
***
MAIN EVENT ***
IJPW World Wrestling Championship
Nobuyoki Katsushika vs. (c) Curt Fleischer
POST-MATCH
[Fleischer is still in the ring, flexing and showing
off both the World title and Death Crown belts. Katsushika is going
back to the dressing room when Riddick and Jun Hageshii emerge from
the other entryway with bats wrapped in barbed wire! They run around
the ring and Katsushika can hear the fans and their mixed reaction,
but it's too late when he turns around!]
KURASAWA: Riddick
and Jun are assaulting Katsushika! Did you guys plan this, Eric?
O'FLAHERTY: I
suggested it...
KURASAWA: Damn
it, Eric!
O'FLAHERTY: Riddick
pinned Katsushika in that multi-person tag match in Hiroshima! Then
Katsushika came out later and demanded a shot at the fucking World
title! What the fuck is that? What about Riddick?! This is our way of
saying that him and Shizuka should put their World Tag Team
Championship on the line against Riddick and Hageshii!
KURASAWA: Here
comes Shizuka right now! She has Tsukasa with her and they both have
chairs! Here comes Holt and TEIJI SHINTARO! OH FUCK! IT'S ALWAYS A
SERIOUS SITUATION WHEN SHINTARO IS OUT! NOW LOOK AT THIS! IT'S THE
DOYLE BROTHERS! THEY'RE HELPING NOBLE POWER AND TSUKASA! WE HAVE AN
OSAKA STREET FIGHT ALL OVER RINGSIDE! FLEISCHER IS GETTING IN ON THE
ACTION! HE'S HITTING EVERYONE IN SIGHT!
O'FLAHERTY: Look
at who else is joining the mayhem! John Scroggs!
KURASAWA: Scroggs
is going after Fleischer at ringside! Teiji is fighting through the
crowd with Tsukasa! Riddick and Hageshii are brawling with the World
Tag Team Champions in the entryway! Ricky and Ronnie Doyle are
stomping down on Holt at ringside! This is chaos! We have referees,
security, and dojo students desperately trying to break all of this
up!
O'FLAHERTY: This
is all going to fester before the Nagoya show on the 12th, Yo!
KURASAWA: That
does it for us here tonight. Some people will have to work overtime
in cleaning all this up, but we're done. For Eric O'Flaherty, I'm Yo
Kurasawa. Good night from Osaka!
[The show fades out and is
followed by a rerun of the 10/17 of Death Trip Wrestling's DeathTube– The New Wave Tour...]
