[We see a live shot of the crowd
still filing in. The scene cuts to legendary announcer Yo Kurasawa
and Eric O'Flaherty at the English language announce table.]
KURASAWA: Hello
and welcome to Iron Japan Pro Wrestling's first ever live English
language broadcast! We're on the Iron Road and this is our second
stop. We're in the Matsuyama City Community Center. I'm Yo Kurasawa.
Joining me is Pro Wrestling's Rogue Manager and founder of the
Ultraviolence Union, Eric O'Flaherty!
O'FLAHERTY:
First we did highlights
together for IJPW. Then they put us together at the announce table
for Death Trip Wrestling. Now here we are at ringside again, but this
time on the IJPW Network. It's always an honor to call the action
with you as long as you keep your hands above the time and promise to
use a tissue if you fail to control yourself.
KURASAWA: It's
been awhile since I've lost control, Eric. I won't lose control of
this opening bit either. The IJPW World Tag Team and Television
titles are on the line tonight. In Iron Road qualifying action,
Riddick takes on Dave Manton in a rematch of their World Crown
semi-final encounter. What are your thoughts going into any of those
matches?
O'FLAHERTY:
Riddick is still hurt from his
brutal Electric Barbed Wire Match against Kalinda Kriegsdottir last
week on DTW DeathTube. It's a miracle he's still standing after
taking a fucking dragon all the way to a draw. If Manton wants to
avenge his World Crown loss, then tonight is his best opportunity. As
for the main event for the Tag straps, the Ultraviolence Union vs.
Noble Power, I'm going to say that my lads successfully get the belts
back after invoking their rematch clause.
KURASAWA: Noble
Power has looked very good recently. They're carrying both the World
Tag Team belts and the Team Crown belts. Holt and Shintaro are a good
side, but they're up against the gentle giant and his girlfriend –
the most popular couple in all of Japan. Now Eric, who do you think
wins the TV title match between Isamu Shinagami and defending
champion Albert Dixon?
O'FLAHERTY:
Dixon will put an end to this
series with a win tonight and Shinagami will have to figure out new
way to bait Naraku no Soko.
KURASAWA: We
haven't seen any Naraku no Soko members since Death Crown last month.
None of their members have been spotted here tonight.
O'FLAHERTY: That
doesn't mean they won't show up, even if they're not booked.
KURASAWA: In
Iron Road qualifying action, we have: IJPW Dojo Master Danjuro
Komatsuzaki vs. one of his students – Haruhi Saramura, Detroit
street fighter Big Ugly vs. Italian beauty Florenza Peretz, and “The
Eternal Flame” Miyazaki Bokkai vs. Jocelin Masterson. In a preview
for next week's qualifiers, we have John Scroggs, Nicki Scherer,
Lolly Lea, and Ginger Mattingly vs. Los Asesinos members Roberto
Lopez and Selena Martinez, Killer Komukai, and Ricky Doyle.
O'FLAHERTY:
That's an interesting
eight-person. Scroggs knocked out Killer Komukai with a chokeslam in
a Japan vs. The World eight-person match at International Incident,
then beat him at Team Crown. We're also seeing Nicki Scherer and
Lolly Lea team up after Lolly and her group of dangerous divas tried
to put Scherer's partner, Muffin Vanderburg, on the shelf in a bid to
completely put Charm Explosion out of Team Crown action before
Scherer could recover from a broken arm.
KURASAWA: But
our first match of the night features winners from our first Iron
Road show, both from tournament and non-tournament action...
Eight-Person Tag Team
Match
Suda
Tsukasa, Astro Honami, HATOYAMA, and Masuko Matashichi vs. Jona
Ziesemer, Jackie Walters, Fabulous Adrian Bagglio, and Masaru Maeda
Iron Road Qualifying
Match
Haruhi Sarumara vs. Danjuro Komatsuzaki
Iron Road Qualifying
Match
Big
Ugly vs. Florenza Peretz
Iron Road Qualifying
Match
Miyazaki
Bokkai vs. Jocelin Masterson
*** INTERMISSION ***
[Cut
to a commercial for Death Trip Wrestling.]
[The show cuts to a quick commercial for
the remaining New Wave Tour dates. Clips of violent and crazy DTW
action are shown between the tour dates as “Frustration” by Crime
plays...]
DTW DeathTube – New Wave
Tour
November 7, 2016
Hiroshima Sun Plaza
Hiroshima, Japan
[We see Kalinda Kiegsdottir
executing the Global Extinction Event on Psychnuts, and other footage
of The Big Blue Beast dominating the old woman in her not-so-distant
crazier days. ]
DTW
DeathTube – New Wave Tour
November
21, 2016
Sendai
Gymnasium
Sendai,
Japan
[Cut to Riddick booting Ricky Valero
in the face with his steel-toed boots and driving him face-first into
a bundle of light tubes with The End (Full Nelson Facebuster).]
DTW DeathTube – New Wave
Tour
December 5, 2016
Food Market
Isehara, Japan
[Cut to Claudia Kajara having her
way with Psycho Stalker and then nailing him with a Phoenix Splash.]
DTW DeathTube – New Wave
Tour
December 19, 2016
Saitama Super Arena
Saitama, Japan
[Cut to Teiji Shintaro attacking Jim
Luzzatto and Dirty Wizard during their match, shitting everywhere,
and planting referee Akinori Watanabe on his head with the Kutabare
(Dangerous DDT).]
DTW Deathmatch Demolition
January 16, 2017
Todoroki Athletics Stadium
Kawasaki,
Japan
IJPW
Television Championship
Isamu
Shinagami vs. (c) Albert Dixon
[Shinagami stands in his corner – his
dramatic entrance having captivated the crowd for this bout. Albert
Dixon has just entered the ring, but now he's requesting a
microphone. One of the dojo students fetches it for him and he calls
for his music to stop.]
DIXON:
There's two
things I'm sick off! I'm sick of fighting that guy over there! What
kinda man paints their damn face for a fight? You think you're scary,
but ya just look like a dork! I'mma beat yer ass to tonight and end
this series. Now even if I do lose somehow, I ain't gonna ask for a
rematch! Even if I win, I ain't coming back to Japan after November
1st! At least not until Iron Road at Budokan! I don't care if they
tell me I gotta defend my TV title! I don't like having to be in this
damn country for more than a week, so after my Iron Road qualifier
next Tuesday, I'mma take my damn belt back to Arkansas and drink a
Coors and celebrate not being in this stupid country! The men are
weak and the women look like ironing boards! I like a bit of meat!
Now before I kick this guy's ass, I'mma shout out to the brave boys
in blue at the Pig Knuckles Police Department in my hometown! I'mma
bring my IJPW Television Championship belt back to the station 'n'
show it to everyone when I get back home next week!
[Shinagami is celebrating his victory.
He holds the title belt in the air for the fans to see and spews
green mist. Then the lights go out. When they come back on, we see
three members of Naraku no Soko beating him down in the middle of the
ring.]
KURASAWA:
Akuma Usami,
Vera Vicious, and Ashley Thorne are attacking the new Television
Champion!
O'FLAHERTY:
KANNON is still
missing and that's the man Shinagami wants to fight!
KURASAWA:
He can't worry
about KANNON now! Usami has him over his shoulders... BURNING HAMMER!
[The three Naraku no Soko members stand
over Shinagami. Usami picks up the TV title belt, puts a foot on
Shinagami's chest, points down at him, then points at himself, and
raises the belt in the air!]
KURASAWA:
Akuma Usami has
challenged Isamu Shinagami for the Television Championship! It's not
the man he wants, but he's finally baited Naraku no Soko with that
title belt!
O'FLAHERTY:
Isamu
better be careful what
he wishes for. This is a dangerous group of individuals who are
looking for the first belt to add to their collection. There's four
of them and one of him. I think this will be another short TV title
reign.
Eight-Person Tag Team
Match
John
Scroggs, Nicki Scherer, Lolly Lea, Ginger Mattingly vs. Los Asesinos
(Roberto Lopez and Selena Martinez), Killer Komukai, and Ricky Doyle
Iron Road Qualifying
Match
Dave
Manton vs. Riddick
***
MAIN EVENT ***
IJPW World Tag Team Championship
Ultraviolence
Union (Ricky Holt and Teiji Shintaro) vs. (c) Noble Power (Nobuyoki
Katsushika and Sakura Shizuka)
KURASAWA:
We have a few
announcements to make before we close our show. There's been an
additional Iron Road show added on October 31st at the Fukuyama Big
Rose. The main event will be a part of FPW Arena's Halloween Show! We
will have six matches total, with two matches on the IJPW Network
before the main event. So here's what our next week looks like in
IJPW...
IJPW
Iron Road: Hiroshima
October 27, 2016
Hiroshima Sun Plaza
Hiroshima, Japan
October 27, 2016
Hiroshima Sun Plaza
Hiroshima, Japan
IJPW
Iron Road: FPW Arena Halloween Show
October
31, 2016
Fukuyama
Big Rose
Fukuyama,
Japan
IJPW Iron Road: Osaka
November 1, 2016
Edion Arena Osaka
Osaka, Japan
KURASAWA:
On Thursday in
Hiroshima, Ronnie Doyle gets a rematch against Curt Fleischer for the
IJPW World Wrestling Championship!
O'FLAHERTY:
It's bullshit,
Yo. I know he's a proud man, but Fleischer beat him in the Death
Crown Final and then beat him weeks later for the World title in
Fukuoka. Doyle's lost to him twice. The World title bout was a rather
convincing win for Fleischer too. I get that there's a rematch
clause, but Ronnie doesn't deserve this match. I know Fleischer beat
John Scroggs at Death Crown, but I'd like to see Scroggs finally get
a one-on-one match for the World title. He wasn't the one who got
knocked out in the triple threat at Violent Conduct.
KURASAWA:
We'll see
Scroggs in Iron Road qualification action in Hiroshima as he takes on
Selena Martinez. Also, we will see Isamu Shinagami defend his IJPW
Television Championship against Akuma Usami! That does it for us here
tonight in Matsuyama. It's a busy week of Iron Road action ahead of
us! For Eric O'Flaherty, I'm Yo Kurasawa. Good night, and we will see
you in Hiroshima on Thursday!
[The show fades out and is
followed by a rerun of the 10/17 of Death Trip Wrestling's Death Tube– The New Wave Tour...]
