[The show starts with an
overhead shot of the arena. We see fans are still filing in and
getting to their seats. The scene cuts to legendary commentator Yo
Kurasawa and Eric O'Flaherty at ringside.]
KURASAWA:
Welcome to live English
language commentary for IJPW Iron Road: Hiroshima! I'm Yo Kurasawa.
Joining me is Pro Wrestling's Rogue Manager and founder of the
Ultraviolence Union, Eric O'Flaherty. We're coming to you from the
Hiroshima Sun Plaza, where we will see the IJPW World Wrestling
Championship defended in the main event!
O'FLAHERTY:
Ronnie Doyle has pissed off a
lot of people by invoking his rematch clause and getting the match so
soon. Curt Fleischer beat him in the Death Crown Final and then beat
him for the World title weeks later. Ronnie lost two times to
Fleischer recently. What makes this compelling in a weird way is that
Doyle punches harder than anyone. Fleischer could throw him around
for most of the match, then get his head knocked off by the
Belfast brawler.
KURASAWA:
Then we'll probably see another
rematch!
O'FLAHERTY:
Well shit, that's how it's been
for the singles titles recently. Look at the Television Championship.
Tonight we finally get away from Shinagami/Dixon.
KURASAWA:
Shinagami went after the
Television Championship so he could lure the Naraku no Soko faction
into a war on his terms instead of chase them on theirs. He ran into
trouble when the former Arkansas cop wasn't going to let him off so
easily, and the two had a series that culminated on Monday when Dixon
said he was leaving Japan for a few months after Tuesday. But the
lights went off after the match. When they came back, three of Naraku
no Soko's members were beating down Shinagami, and Akuma Usami
stepped up to challenge Shinagami here tonight.
O'FLAHERTY:
This kind of match would have
been fitting for the FPW Arena Halloween Show. Both of them are
fitting for a horror film.
KURASAWA:
In other action tonight, we
have four Iron Road qualifies. John Scroggs is a heavy favorite
against Los Asesinos member Selena Martinez.
O'FLAHERTY:
The Baltimore bruiser is going
to smash her. We know Selena is capable of a surprise performance
when she took Danjuro Komatsuzaki close to 20 minutes during World
Crown, but Scroggs is a wrecking ball.
KURASAWA:
That's going to be our opener.
Roberto Lopez, another Los Asesinos member, will take on Lolly Lea in
qualifier action.
O'FLAHERTY:
A goober wearing Sawa's mask
vs. a jerk-off dream. I think Lopez wins. He has more to answer for
and will probably win.
KURASAWA:
The other two Iron Road matches
are Nicki Scherer vs. Killer Komukai and Ricky Doyle vs. Ginger
Mattingly. We have two eight-person tag team matches tonight. Nate
Narwin has announced an attempted road to recovery from drug and
alcohol addiction after a closely-fought war with Riddick led to a
Death Crown tournament exit. He teams with dojo student Masaru Maeda,
Albert Dixon, and a returning KANNON as they take on their Iron Road
qualifying opponents in Osaka on Tuesday – Raul La Escopeta, Miss
Lizzy, Fujimaro Odaka, and Kayoko Komon.
O'FLAHERTY:
We'll see the Ultraviolence
Union in the other eight-person match!
KURASAWA:
Your guys, Eric. Holt and
Shintaro failed to win their rematch for the IJPW World Tag Team
titles on Monday against Noble Power. World Tag Team Champions and
Team Crown holders Noble Power will be joined by their ally, Suda
Tsukasa – who beat Teiji Shintaro in Iron Road qualifying. Their
other partner is Jackie Walters. She knocked out Jun Hageshii in a
quick match to qualify for the Iron Road matches. Of course, Riddick
joins his Ultraviolence Union members after qualifying against Dave
Manton on Monday.
O'FLAHERTY:
Fuck knows how the man is still
walking, Yo. His body has been through hell in these last few weeks
and the World Crown holder is still fulfilling his dates. That goes
to show that he's the perfect man to be our first World Crown holder.
That rare toughness embodies Iron Japan Pro Wrestling.
KURASAWA:
With all of that said, let's
get tonight's action underway...
Iron Road Qualifying
Match
Selena
Martinez vs. John
Scroggs
Eight-Person Tag Team
Match
Nate
Narwin, Masaru Maeda, Albert Dixon, and KANNON vs. Raul La Escopeta,
Miss Lizzy, Fujimaro Odaka, and Kayoko Komon
Iron Road Qualifying
Match
Roberto Lopez vs. Lolly Lea
Iron Road Qualifying
Match
Nicki Scherer vs. Killer Komukai
*** INTERMISSION ***
[Cut
to a commercial for Death Trip Wrestling and the remaining New Wave Tour dates. Clips of violent and crazy DTW
action are shown between the tour dates as “Frustration” by Crime
plays...]
DTW DeathTube – New Wave
Tour
November 7, 2016
Hiroshima Sun Plaza
Hiroshima, Japan
[We see Kalinda Kiegsdottir
executing the Global Extinction Event on Psychnuts, and other footage
of The Big Blue Beast dominating the old woman in her not-so-distant
crazier days. ]
DTW
DeathTube – New Wave Tour
November
21, 2016
Sendai
Gymnasium
Sendai,
Japan
[Cut to Riddick booting Ricky Valero
in the face with his steel-toed boots and driving him face-first into
a bundle of light tubes with The End (Full Nelson Facebuster).]
DTW DeathTube – New Wave
Tour
December 5, 2016
Food Market
Isehara, Japan
[Cut to Claudia Kajara having her
way with Psycho Stalker and then nailing him with a Phoenix Splash.]
DTW DeathTube – New Wave
Tour
December 19, 2016
Saitama Super Arena
Saitama, Japan
[Cut to Teiji Shintaro attacking Jim
Luzzatto and Dirty Wizard during their match, shitting everywhere,
and planting referee Akinori Watanabe on his head with the Kutabare
(Dangerous DDT).]
DTW Deathmatch Demolition
January 16, 2017
Todoroki Athletics Stadium
Kawasaki,
Japan
IJPW Television Championship
Akuma Usami vs. (c) Isamu Shinagami
POST-MATCH
[Shinagami is celebrating with his title belt when
Vera Vicious sprints to the ring, leaps onto the apron and quickly
scales the ropes. Shinagami turns around into a flying knee to the
face! Vera picks up his title belt, mounts on him, then carries out a
violent attack by bludgeoning him with the belt! Usami aids in the
assault by putting the boots to Shinagami's ribs. They pull him to
his feet and Vera climbs the ropes. Usami lifts Shinagami vertically
in the air. Vera flies off the ropes with a missile dropkick to the
stomach, and Usami drops him with a brainbuster! Vera picks the TV
title back up and sends over Shinagami, raising the belt in the air!]
Iron Road Qualifying
Match
Ginger Mattingly vs. Ricky Doyle
Eight-Person Tag Team Match
Ultraviolence Union (Riddick, Ricky Holt, Teiji
Shintaro, and Jun Hageshii) vs. Noble Power (Nobuyoki Katsushika and
Sakura Shizuka), Suda Tsukasa, and Jackie Walters
****
MAIN EVENT ***
IJPW World Wrestling
Championship
Ronnie Doyle vs. (c) Curt
Fleischer
POST-MATCH
[Fleischer is flexing his
muscles and showing off with the World title and Death Crown belts
after the match. The fans are not happy with the roided up gaijin
heel, but they soon behind to cheer when Nobuyoki Katsushika comes
out! Katsushika gets in the ring!]
O'FLAHERTY:
Riddick just pinned him before
this match! What the fuck is he doing out here, confronting the
champion?!
KURASAWA:
Katsushika has defeated
Fleischer both times they've met – once for the World title at the
Grand Opening and again in the World Crown Tournament! He's pinned
him in a multi-person tag match! He knows this eats away at
Fleischer! Katsushika hasn't invoked his rematch clause yet after
losing the World title at Violent Conduct!
O'FLAHERTY:
It looks like Fleischer wants
to fight him now! Here we go!
KURASAWA:
Fleischer and Katsushika are
trading blows! The dojo students are trying to break them up, but
they're getting swatted away like flies! These huge men are going to
tear the building down! Referees and security are rushing out now!
O'FLAHERTY:
So Katsushika gets pinned
earlier and now he's fighting for the World title?
KURASAWA:
It's the rematch clause, Eric!
Besides, Fleischer wants to fight him and looks like he would accept
a challenge anyway! He wants to prove he can beat Katsushika! Not
only do I think we have a main event set up for our Iron Road show in
Osaka, Eric, but as the head booker, I know what our FPW Arena
Halloween Show match will be!
O'FLAHERTY:
Uh oh...
KURASAWA:
For that show, we will see
Nobuyoki Katsushika, Isamu Shinagami, and Trista Capra vs. Curt
Fleischer, KANNON, and Vera Vicious! Katsushika and Fleischer!
Shinagami and Capra get their hands on Naraku no Soko! It's perfect
for Halloween! This is what our newly-added show in Fukuyama will
look like on Monday...
IJPW
NETWORK MATCHES
Tag Team Match
IJPW vs. Freelancers
Ultraviolence Union (Ricky Holt and Teiji Shintaro) vs.
Fucking Mad Lads (Mad Dog Barkley and Pintbull)
Six-Person Tag Team
Match
IJPW vs. Freelancers
Team IJPW (AKIO, Markie
Bristow, and Miyazaki Bokkai) vs. Team Freelancers (Shinji Kawayama,
Toshitsugu Takagaki, and Yuma Sugita)
FPW ARENA HALLOWEEN
SHOW MATCH
*** MAIN EVENT ***
Six-Person Tag Team
Match
Nobuyoki
Katsushika, Isamu Shinagami, and Trista Capra vs. Curt Fleischer and
Naraku no Soko (KANNON and Vera Vicious)
KURASAWA:
The fans in Fukuyama will be
treated to three dark matches, and those results will be available on
our web site. That does it for us here tonight in Hiroshima. For Eric
O'Flaherty, I'm Yo Kurasawa. Good night and we will see you in
Fukuyama!
[The show fades out and is
followed by a rerun of the 10/17 of Death Trip Wrestling's DeathTube– The New Wave Tour...]